a packrat's fridge
I had just scooped out a bowlful of Tin Roof Sundae when I made a startling discovery - stuck to the face of the freezer.
Under a faded realtor's magnet were several coupons good for a free pizza at the Parkside Diner downtown. It's a great idea, buying 10 pizzas and getting one free. Then I noticed this important message, "Expires one year from date of purchase."
'Hmmm, wonder if these are still good?' I thought. Peering closer, I read these words:
Purchase date: 11-10-01.
2001?! Guess not.
Under a faded realtor's magnet were several coupons good for a free pizza at the Parkside Diner downtown. It's a great idea, buying 10 pizzas and getting one free. Then I noticed this important message, "Expires one year from date of purchase."
'Hmmm, wonder if these are still good?' I thought. Peering closer, I read these words:
Purchase date: 11-10-01.
2001?! Guess not.
2 Comments:
so does that mean that you had coupons magnetized on your fridge for 4 years....
Hey as long as the food inside isnt as old! Right?
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