My eyes were Aiken

So I'm driving today and I begin gaining on a car in the lane to my right. I notice that the back of her car is pretty smattered with bumper stickers, but I'm on the phone so I don't really read them.

As I pull up next to her, I look over and see yet ANOTHER sticker on the DOOR of her car. First of all, who bumper stickers their door!? Secondly, there is a picture of Clay Aiken on the sticker and the words, "He's My Clay!"

Unless that lady was his mother, which I highly doubt, she should remove it promptly, and not be allowed to watch American Idol anymore.

Ever.